Bigfoot...??? Is this black and white film footage of a legendary creature, a monster some people call Bigfoot... Is this the proof we have all been waiting for ? Does this finally prove that there is a strange unknown ape species in North America ? Is this the best Sasquatch Evidence yet ? Or is it simply another stupid hoax ?
Leading scientist and monkey suit expert states that Bigfoot is real... Bigfoot is not a man in a monkey suit !!! Expert Testimony !!! Scientific statement....
"I make my living pretending to be a gorilla, but I'm more then just a man in a monkey suit...I'm also a scientist, and I've spent most of my adult life researching Bigfoot. As an expert I can state with full authority that Bigfoot is not a man in a monkey suit...Bigfoot is real !!!"
A place the Indians claimed as the cosmic magnet of the universe.
A region plagued by giant gators and slimy serpents.
A number of strangely accurate prophecies are connected to these dark waters.
I come across engaging stories about this region all of the time. The hard part
is trying to distinguish fact from fiction.
Rumor has it that a strange species of man-eating devil-water-cows live here.
Others claim that a family of woolly mammoths stomp around in these marshy
waters. Mammoths are huge hairy elephants, thought to be extinct. The shocking
events now taking place in the swamps of Weatherford, Texas has several top
zoologist from around the world ready to rewrite the history books.
Most of the people around here no longer get excited by things like this.
Weird stuff just seems to happen in Weatherford. Some of the folks around here
simply remark that this is nothing compared to the werewolf altercation of 1994.
Of
course the frequent buzzing of alien space ships dancing across the skies of
Weatherford, is another factor which makes the Lake Monster seem like a minor problem.
But out of all of Weatherford's bizarre problems, this one must be dealt with
now. . . before it's too late. Time and money must be invested into the study of
this Phantom Creature.
By writing this I am defying authority. There are several people in high
places who would love for the truth to go untold. For this reason they've made
me an outcast.
But the truth has a way of making itself known.
A few people may ridicule my work, but I believe that I have an important
role in trying to preserve our cultural heritage.
So I intensify my efforts without consideration for my own safety, an
insignificant person with an exaggerated idea of his own importance. I know it's
up to people like myself to bring light to this situation.
These
are not the crazed ramblings of an unsophisticated or mentally unbalanced
person. But I know that the only way for you to truly understand the situation
is for "you" to study the facts for yourself.
