Located in the heart of Texas
Is a place called Weatherford
Of course the frequent buzzing of alien space ships dancing across the skies of Weatherford, is another factor which makes the Lake Monster seem like a minor problem.
But out of all of Weatherford's bizarre problems, this one must be dealt with now. . . before it's too late. Time and money must be invested into the study of this Phantom Creature.
But the truth has a way of making itself known.
These are not the crazed ramblings of an unsophisticated or mentally unbalanced person. But I know that the only way for you to truly understand the situation is for "you" to study the facts for yourself.